This feature showcases our multi-function damsel transporter system developed specifically for old farts who are too lazy to untie and then re-tie bound chicks in various formats and at various locations. The device, The Gordian Chick Caddy (patents pending) solves that problem.



And to demonstrate, we take Wenona, that super bendy lady, who in this instance won't be able to bend anything, and we get her sheathed in tight material, hooded, gagged, booted, armsheathed, you know, the normal overkill dress code for this place.

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